Sir Rev. Leonard Feeney, HKTTC
My blogs
| Industry | Military |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Slaughtering heretics |
| Location | On pilgrimage to Truly True Eternal Rome (aka Knoxville,TN) |
| Introduction | First Knight Supreme of the Holy Knights of the Truly True Church (HKTTC). I like cutting stuff with my sword--especially when that "stuff" is the throats of heretic scum! |
| Interests | Serving the Truthy priests of the Society of St. Leo I and the Truly True Church of Knoxville, TN to my dying breath. |
| Favorite movies | Braveheart, Gladiator, Kingdom of Heaven,Saladin,King Richard and the Crusaders, Lord of the Rings |
| Favorite music | The glorious sounds of pitched battle against heretics are the only music I desire. |
| Favorite books | "How to Kill 40 Infidels an Hour", "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Crusaders", "Slaughter Today--Pillage Tomorrow! A Knight-monk's Guide to Time-Management", "The Knight-Templars Wealth Method: Financial Transactions; Mediterranean Banking; and You", "Lonely Planet's Travel Guide to Jerusalem and Neighboring Caliphates", "The Complete Idiot's Illustrated Guide to Hanging, Drawing, and Quartering", "Rachel Ray's 30 Minute Crusading Vittles" |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
I would undo the bowstring and use it as a rod to beat down the apostates of the 'Spirit of Vatican II Catholic Faith Community' and all of its bloggers!