Dr. Eustace Orville T. Haltiwanger III
My blogs
| Introduction | I hold degrees in psychology, phrenology, philosophy, psychiatry, astrophysics and struedel-making from the University of Gruenmuntzcroutonhoef. As well, I have raised poultry for pleasure and profit along with squabs and giant frogs. Bluchstein's fibre limb was my crowning achievement, this portable limb easily attached to any part of the body, so that, say you had your hands full with groceries, with the fibre limb attached, for example, to your torso, an elevator button could be pushed with ease. Strapped to the head, the limb can efficiently be used as a tactile tool for locating a light switch in a darkened room or fastened around the buttocks, can act as a third leg to rest upon. From agricultural pursuits to my engaging life in science, you will find all the documentation of such events in these humble journals. |
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| Interests | Glockenspiels, cuckoo clocks, cuttlefish... |

