About me

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Introduction

Howie Doohan's the name, marketing brilliance is the game. I mean, tell me one other site that gives chicks the road map to Dweeb Lovin-ville. Just one! See? I identified a huge hole in the marketplace and filled it like a cross-eyed dentist in a hurry to get home. Marketing 101, people! My personal specs? Five-foot-two, eyes of blue, has anybody seen my spit curl? Now, for all you babes out there on the prowl for premium dweeb, I've got two embedded commands for you: LOVE ME! LOVE ME!