Paul Brill
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Software Engineer |
| Location | Sandy, UT, United States |
| Introduction | I'm pretty much awesome. That's all you really need to know. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thanks for the ugly gift I'll never use. I've always just poured syrup from the bottle I bought from the store. After all, it takes extra time and energy to move syrup from the manufacturer's container into the rooster that matches nothing I own. Maybe next time you'll put a little more thought into it. Thanks for nothing!