Michael Allen
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Location | Clearwater, Florida, United States |
| Introduction | I like to work on cars until there is a new dent and my knuckles bleed, I like to work with wood - primarily burning it, I like watching football with buffalo wings |
| Interests | Compiling thoughts, Catching the News, Being a Small Still Voice |
| Favorite movies | The Wall, What Dreams May Come, Iron Jawed Angels |
| Favorite music | Ozzy Ozzbourne, Bob Seger, the rest of the little rocks out there |
| Favorite books | Fear and Loathing, A Boy Called It, Night |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
After the goat eats the slinky, which is inevitable, because after all it's a goat, I would pick the goat up around the waist and drop to the floor. It would save us both and it wouldn't take long for the kid to get his slinky back.