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Darth Vader
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GenderMale
IndustryGovernment
OccupationSith Lord
LocationOn Coruscant, or aboard a super star destroyer..., Galactic Empire
IntroductionI'm an evil Sith Lord bent on galactic domination. I look good in leather, know how to work a cape, and enjoy long walks on the beach. Ok, the last one was a lie, but hey...
InterestsKilling Jedi, crushing the rebellion, piloting, mechanics, advanced engineering, preservation of historical artifacts with Force signatures, podracing, ass-kicking, sparring, and women with elaborate hairstyles...
Favorite moviesBest of the Clone Wars: Vol 1-213, Jedi purge highlights: from the Temple to the Outer Rim, The Notebook, 101 ways to kill a Rebel.
Favorite musicVan Halen, Steely Dan, The Tarkin Polka, Metallica, AC/DC, Chopin, Beethoven.
Favorite booksI mainly just translate, preserve and study old holocrons and/or tablets pertaining to the order of the Sith. That and read Astromechanic's weekly...

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Skywalker, ((Force choke)) Love, DV

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