Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Drain on Society/Found Artist
Location	Trenton, New Jersey, United States
Introduction	I'm an optimist.
Interests	Porn, Gator Dentist, Internet Philosophy, Mountain Dew, Snacks, Yellow
Favorite movies	Liquid Sky, Let the Right One In, Harold and Maude, The Reanimator, Pink Flamingos, Playmate of the Apes, Evil Dead, Ed Wood, Amelei, Groundhog Day, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Dark City, The Machinist, Being John Malkovich, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Eraserhead, The Holy Mountain, Total Recall, Judge Dredd, Running Man, Alien, Predator, Ichi the Killer, Gremlins 2, Trolls 2, Trainspotting, Billy Elliot, Fight Club, The Fly, Jurassic Park series, Naked Lunch, Crash, Videodrome, Scanners, Spirited Away, Totoro, Princess Mononoke, Fantastic Planet, Wall-E, In Bruges, Young Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove: or How I learned how to Stop Caring and Love the Bomb, Pink Panther series, Star Wars series, Indiana Jones series, The Fifth Element, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, Road House, Point Break, Frankenhooker, Evil Bong, American Psycho, Gingerdead Man, Phone Booth, The Faculty, Night of the Living Dead, Heathers, The Fast and the Furious series, Pitch Black, Mansquito, Mosquito, Attack of the Giant Shrews, Mannequin, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Road Warrior series, Hackers, Starship Troopers series, SLC Punk, Repo Man, Gone in 60 Seconds, Matchstick Men, Men in Black, Ricky-Oh, Visitor Q, Independence Day, Cube series, Cloverfield, Pooty Tang, Transformers, Bladerunner, A Clockwork Orange, A Scanner Darkly, It's a Wonderful Life, Waking Life, Clueless, Better Off Dead, Breakfast Club, Red Dawn, The Matrix, Survive Style Five, Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, The Last Samurai, Six String Samurai, Seventh Samurai, A Bugs Life, Shaun of the Dead, Toy Story, Resident Evil, Terminator series, Ghost World, Ghost Busters, Zardoz, Finding Forrester, Austin Powers, The Mummy, Muppet Treasure Island, Planet of the Apes, Water World, Solar Babies, Tank Girl, Ice Pirates, Laurence of Arabia, Aladdin series, Eaten alive, Ssss, Snakes on a Plane, Snakes on a Train, The Warriors, Everybody Sinks But Japan, Amityville Horror Series
Favorite music	http://www.last.fm/user/Dorkling , Please Inform the Captain This is a Hijack, Bad Brains, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo, Pocahaunted, Fuck Buttons, LCD Soundsystem, Mastodon, Sonic Youth, The Lost Sounds, Animal Collective, Jeffrey Lewis, Cap'n Jazz, Pixies, Liars, Ween, Boredoms, Hanadensha, OOIOO, Sun O))), Hella, Lightning Bolt, Nomeansno, The Reatards, Jay Reatard, Fucked Up, Grilled Piss, Pissed Jeans, Crack Filler, Japanther, Half Japanese, Hanatarash, Bread and Circuits, I Would Set Myself on Fire For You, City of Caterpillar, M.I.A., Holy Fuck, Baader Brains, Butthole Surfers, Electric Lights Orchestra, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Husker Du, Blatz, Naked Raygun, Deepspace, Subtitle, Busdriver, Del the Funkee Homosapian, Deltron3030, Rudimentary Peni, No Trend, Flipper, Lydia Lunch, Jefferson Airplane, Blur, The Thermals, The Homosexuals, Battles
Favorite books	Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, Star Wars series, Hardy Boys, A Dirty Job, Death Planet, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Native Son, Nausea, To Kill a Mockingbird, Dirk Pitt series, Preacher, Transmetropoliton, Sandman, Anansi Boys, American Gods, Neverwhere, Red Dwarf, The Hobbit, The Road, Scott Pilgrim, Slaughterhouse Five, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Lord of the Flies, Choose Your Own Adventure books, Desolation Jones, Blame!, Abarat, Crooked Little Vein, Rising Stars, Call of the Wild, Naked Lunch, Wraethu, DMZ, The Dreaming, The Ultimates, Runaways, The Giver, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, 300, Planetary, Dragonriders of Pern, The Illustrated Man, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, All Quiet on the Western Front, Catch 22, Time Life Science series, Invincible, Planet Hulk, Wanted, Fables, 30 Days of Night, Fall, Wormwood, The Redemption of Althalus, Weird NJ, Any scientific book on animals and their life/behaviour

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

The menstrual cycle is a wondrous thing.