Natalie
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Zombie Patrol |
| Location | Strangeville, Canada |
| Introduction | I'm the crazy girl hiding under your bed, chanting the mantra, "Nothing is true! Nothing is true! And everything else -- it's insanity!" |
| Interests | insanity, zombies, LGBT rights, gnomes, weird, funny, sporks, computers, things, stuff, night-owl adventures |