Gender	Male
Industry	Business Services
Occupation	cook
Location	Stratford, Ontario, Canada
Introduction	Stuck in the colonies in a dead-end job
Interests	I love trees and i love birds, and my favourite bird of all is the crow. Crows are the dolphins of the avian world (same brain : body size ratio) and have a very sophisticated language.
Favorite movies	Mad Max II ("The Road Warrior"), The Lord Of The Rings (all three, and the extended versions to boot) Casablanca, A Clockwork Orange, all four of the Die Hard films, Angel Heart, Manhattan & Annie Hall, When Harry Met Sally, Four Weddings And A Funeral, Duck Soup, The Long Good Friday, so many others....
Favorite music	Morris dance music, Beethoven and Beatles, Rory Gallagher, Richard Thompson, Steeleye Span and Fairport Convention, Matchbox 20, Van der Graaf Generator and Peter Hammill, the list goes on....
Favorite books	The Lord Of The Rings, The Concise Oxford Dictionary, anything by Nicolas Freeling, The Wind In The Willows, anything by Martin Amis, Ian Rankin's "Rebus" series, the list goes on

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

How do we know what we know?