Ted
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Sports Monkey |
| Location | Houston, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I am a loud, fat, obnoxious drunk (not to mention the world's most corpulent FORMER long-time vegetarian)... but despite this, a lot of people seem to like me. Go figure. |
| Interests | Beer, beatings (giving, not receiving), babes and BOOKS! |
| Favorite movies | These days, my very favorite films are those that DO NOT feature Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller (Funny Ben Stiller... where have you gone?) |
| Favorite music | I like a little of just about everything. |
| Favorite books | The kind that can inflict blunt force trauma. |
Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:
Metallic sonatas? Lou Reed tried that with "Metal Machine Music"... and I absolutely adore Lou, but it was pretentious, unlistenable crap. As far as the Panama Canal... line it end-to-end along each side with countless Starbucks locations. Either that or erect some kind of really tall, shiny statue of Gerry Rafferty (you know, the guy who sang "Baker Street"). By the way... oscillate THIS, pal!!!