calicojane

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Introduction Humm, wow, this sure is a boring profile, isn't it? This blog is mostly recollections in story form of my experiences as a waitress. ALL names and identifying info have been CHANGED. In fact, you may as well assume I've made everything up. Just a note, I DO happily allow anonymous commenting, but I also screen everything before it goes up. Anything patently abusive or ignorant I will delete... or I may choose to post it for mocking purposes.

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

I smell the stench of burning swill.