Tiddly Winker
| Introduction | I am Mr. T. Winks. Unfortunately, the photograph above is not of me, but he looks similar and shares a great many interests. I respect this gentleman greatly. |
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The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
I will place the solution in an enema and inject it into my beautiful orifice, while surrounded by only the most beautiful, virginal young men.

