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You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Tie the slinky to the goat, throw the goat up, hopefully hard enough to clear the top of the well, then climb up the slinky. This will never work, and I will die alone in a well with a goat and a slinky, leading future archaeologists to postulate a new religion based on my remains.