Rhode Island Yankee

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Gender	Male
Industry	Consulting
Occupation	Curmudgeon
Location	Corvallis, OR, United States
Introduction	I have been out of the loop (thanks Poppy) for way too long. However, I am still a work in progress...Avoid all white food. Eat more pork, greens and fish. Drink wine with meals. Avoid anything to do with Archer Daniels Midland, Dean Foods and Cargill. Buy local products, especially food, wine, and beer. ("Beer, beer, beer, beer, we love beer!" - Thanks Wammo.
Interests	Baseball, Science, Food, Cooking, Politics, Religion, Geography, Comedy, Satire, Popular Culture, History, Beer, Music, Bourbon
Favorite Movies	Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Dune, Fargo, The Godfather, Shawshank Redemption, Repo Man, Airplane, Mother, Defending Your Life, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, Pride of the Yankees, Bang the Drum Slowly
Favorite Music	The Who, Guy Forsyth, Asylum Street Spankers, The Austin Lounge Lizards, The Fools, Steve Riley & the Mamou Playboys, Keith Jarrett, Brad Meldhau, Madeleine Peyroux, Jonathan Richman, Fred Neil, Neil Young, Buffalo Springfield, Matt the Electrician, Steve Earle, Eliza Gilkyson, Jaime Brockett
Favorite Books	Stranger in a Strange Land, On the Road, The Dharma Bums, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Dune, The Handmaid's Tale, Only Begotten Daughter, Towing Jehovah, Collapse, American Cookery, Roadfood

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

Maybe something about barking up wrong trees? Or howling at the moon?