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Location San Antonio, Texas, United States
Introduction I aspire to one day be as witty as some of the folks I read. Though I've been told I'm hilarious in person, most of my humor relies on tone and inflection, and thus falls flat in the written word. But I'm good at being maudlin in print. Really. Oh, and I like crocheting. A lot. And I'll gouge your eyes out with a 3.75mm hook if you suggest it's a) less versatile than knitting or b) the same thing as knitting.

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

You know, I'd answer that question, but it'd be rated NC-17. Let's just say I'd be making the sort of stuff that's illegal to sell here in Texas unless it's marked as a novelty only, and I'd giggle like a 5-year-old the whole time.