Snotty Dog
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Construction |
| Occupation | Boob Polisher |
| Location | Inside My Birthday Suit, Stargate Command, United States |
| Introduction | Happily Divorced, father of one. I scratch my butt when it itches.., in public or otherwise so GET USED TO IT!! Hey, I'd run for president.., but I hate wearing suits. |
| Interests | Ridding the U.S. of freeloading illegal aliens, Any clubs who torture telemarketers.. scammers.. and hackers and then pimp them out to drug lords in other countries, Making sure I never watch another episode of Survivor or shows spawned from it, Being the first man to ever drink a beer with a real space alien. |
| Favorite Movies | Tully, The Interpreter, Office Space, Gladiator, Troy, Joe Dirt, About Schmidt, Saw 1, Pearl Harbor, Titantic, Princess Bride, Castaway, Monty Python movies, Mysterious Island, the original King Kong, PT-109, A man called Horse, Jeramiah Johnson, The Good-The Bad-And The Ugly, ANY Clint Eastwoofd Movie, A Christmas Story, Knocked Up, Fade to Black, B-Movies with Shannon Tweed, Tommy Boy, I want to do it 'til I need glasses, -(sequel) If you don't stop it you'll go blind, -(sequel # 2) Kentucky fried movie, Independence Day, Bad Santa, Even Badder Santa, Monster's Ball, Wild Things (all 3), Star Wars series, Any movie with Elizabeth Shue, Me myself and Irene, No Country For Old Men, Anything starring Robert Duval, The Great Santini, and A River Runs Through It. Many more not listed here! |
| Favorite Music | Pantera, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, Ozzy, Rex, UFO, Scorpions, MSG, Budgie, Homemade Jams Blues Band, Toby Keith, Judas Priest, 3 Doors Down, Green Day, Ram Jam, BBM, Motorgrater, Down The Sun, Iron Maiden, Martina McBride, Aleshia Keys, Dio, Danzig, Cream, Uriah Heep, Brownsville Station, Ten Years After, Trapeze, Jimi Hendrix, Beyonce, Toni Braxton, Kelly Clarkson, Jewel, Ashanti, Eminem, Jeff Beck, Tool, Rage Against The Machine, Van Halen (older stuff only), music by upcoming teenage actress Selena Gomez (she's cute as a button & sings her heart out!) and NO I'm not being a perve!!, Travis Tritt, Allison Krause, Shakira, Avril Lavine, JJ Cale, Robert Cray, Johny Lang, SRV, Kenny Wayne Shepard, ZZ Top, Theory of a Dead Man, Jeff Healey Band, Sublime, Chevelle, and others. PLUS: Blue Lords Band (local act), Tapes of my two brother's old band called Backlash and also 3 of my old bands Natural Drive, Nostradamus X, and Sweet Axe Tea. (**this name may one day live again!). |
| Favorite Books | Clifford The Big Red Dog, Sam I Am, The Three Bears, Little Red Riding Hood, Diary of a Tired Worn Out Old Prostitute, Why My Anus Hurts by Jeff Gordon, The Details of My Manhood by Hillary Clinton, How To Raise A Litter Of Pups by Octo-Mom, How To Scam The Public by Balloon Boys Parents |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
A stinky flower