Ike
My blogs
Gender | Male |
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Industry | Construction |
Occupation | Executive |
Location | Miami, Florida, United States |
Introduction | I am Ike, a ten-year-old Rottweiler who just relocated to South Florida with my trusty owner, Eric. Together, the two of us are soaking in the sun and chasing some of the finest .... well, you know. |
Favorite movies | Big Chill, Chances Are, Remember the Titans, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Used Cars,Caddyshack,Animal House,It's a Wonderful Life, Holiday Inn,Rebel Without a Cause,Guess Who's Coming to Dinner,Blackboard Jungle,The Manchurian Candidate,The Green Mile,Psycho,Harold and Maude,Ray,E.T.,Rocky,Memento, Fast Times at Ridgemont High |
Favorite music | Squeeze , Van Morrison, America , Urge Overkill , Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers , Rolling Stones , Bruce Springsteen , Fleetwood Mac , Eric Clapton , CSNY , Billy Joel , Frank Sinatra , Elton John , Ray Charles, Sam Cooke , Marvin Gaye , The Temptations, The Supremes , Men at Work , Madonna |
Favorite books | Hemingway , Catcher in the Rye , The World According to Mister Rogers , Manufacturing Consent, The Total Traveler Guide to Worldwide Cruising, The White Pages , To Kill a Mockingbird , How the Other Half Lives, Shakespeare , Augusten Burroughs, Ethel Blum, Life's Little Instruction Booklet, Frankenstein, Thesaurus |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Martha: It sure tastes sweet when that syrup streams out the cock's ass. Sincerely, Your Greatful Nephew, Earl.