Gender	Female
Industry	Publishing
Occupation	journalist, wife, professional napper
Location	Salt Lake City, UT
Introduction	"Not all who wander are lost." - J.R.R. Tolkien
Interests	People of all sort, food, sleep, ways to get the Beastlies not to fight with each other, language, books, survival skills.

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

If a dog barks in the forest and no one hears, is it still a bad dog?