Suge White
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Chief Executive Button Pusher |
| Location | South City, California, United States |
| Introduction | Baron Von Semple lives a humble life in South City, USA with his wife, Julie and their three cats: Futbol, Fanny May and Tiny Dude. By day, the Baron works as an Art Director at a fancy advertising agency. By night, the Baron fashions himself as some sort of artsy-type, making films and such. His past works, I Like Smoking Cigarettes, Dave, Fucking Quit It and Retard, Like Me, have been critically embraced as "Mediocre" and "Less than amazing". Known to be an overbearing tyrant who exposes himself in public and beats up friends, Baron Von Semple continues to flail toward success. Sort of. |
| Interests | Power lifting, getting down to brass tax, extreme stuff. |
| Favorite movies | Broadway Danny Rose |
| Favorite music | Charley Patton, Charlie Manson |
| Favorite books | Juggs |
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Fisting my opponent.

