Drunk Bakers
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | We're two life-long friends who are addicted to nachos, drink a lot of beer/bubbles/martinis/wine, and who like to bake things that we cannot eat. The less edible our baking, the less we have to eat it. Basically it's just a fun way to diet. |
| Interests | Booze, baked goods, travel, destruction |
| Favorite movies | Julie and Julia, 28 Days, Armageddon. |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
With a little love and tenderness, we held those petals to our warm, heaving bosoms, and brought the petals back to a beautiful, enriching life. The petals are still grateful, and on each First Day of School, we receive headless hammers in the mail.