Gender	Female
Location	NC, United States
Introduction	I am in Middle Life now with three children, three cats and one dog. A house that is to small for all of us and a life that seems to keep throwing curve balls our way. Yet we are learning how to hit them out of the park :) ~ Intelligent, witty or sarcastic comments are always welcome ~

You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?

Belt?? I would change the sweater!