cerri
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Science |
| Occupation | RN |
| Location | Orgrimmar, Icecrown, Djibouti |
| Introduction | I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. |
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
that one spell where you accidentally stick the marker against your nose when you're smelling it so you have a big dot on your nose and don't know about it, and everything smells vaguely like strawberry.