burritokingofmontreal
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Anywheresville, Not near you |
| Introduction | A coltish young lad who has often escorted royalty to extravaganzas, he is easily recognized by his well developed molars and his striking facial features. The warts and bunions on his neck and head which, on any other human, might appear frightening, were named The Sexiest Body Growth by People magazine in 1986. Furthermore, theburritokingofmontreal was recognized for Crepe of the Year in 1992 by the Chihuahua Sun-Times. When asked about the sudden notoriety of his growths/culinary efforts and how they affect his daily life he stated, "Well, as they say in France, 'Huh?'". |