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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Housewife |
| Location | Scotland |
| Introduction | American by birth, Irish by heritage, Scots by marriage |
| Interests | This, that |
| Favorite movies | Spartacus, Jaws, Princess Bride, King King (original), All About Eve, Starship Troopers |
| Favorite music | My husband's accent |
| Favorite books | The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
A giraffe.