IWOM
Gender | Female |
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Occupation | Housewife |
Location | Scotland |
Introduction | American by birth, Irish by heritage, Scots by marriage |
Interests | This, that |
Favorite Movies | Spartacus, Jaws, Princess Bride, King King (original), All About Eve, Starship Troopers |
Favorite Music | My husband's accent |
Favorite Books | The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
A giraffe.