Industry	Arts
Occupation	Artist, Writer, Philosopher, Wrestler,
Location	Manchester, United Kingdom
Introduction	MA Fine Art, Manchester, 2008. BA Fine Art, Goldsmiths College, 2005. Writing for Skin Deep Magazine.
Interests	Artist, idler, thinker, writer, collector, story-teller, magpie, dancer, wrestler, wearer of big ghetto earrings, semi-ironic fan of QVC UK, lover of middle aged television detectives., Keen interest in cake, coffee, critical theory, kissing cats, art, country music, cover versions, cycling in high heels, Drive-by Truckers, Ween, 16 Horsepower, girls annuals, risking, fire and brimstone, hand made stuff, hats, for every occasion, junk shops, jumble sales, sexy trombones and dirty tubas, abandoned furniture, making a mess, cowboy boots, The Sopranos, tattoos, good shoes, Wanda Jackson, Joseph Beuys, CSI, Milk and Cheese, - Dairy Products Gone Bad, London, Manchester, Atheism, shoes, crisps, porridge, philosophy, bad tattoos and other, pathetic crafts, random acts, vintage clothes, paper ephemera, PVA glue, school fetes, skips and dumpsters, Spick and Span, haberdashery, big knickers, Lindy Hop, playing the accordion, Roland Barthes, old photographs of people I've never met, beads, buttons, sequins, and, beef tomatoes.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Cock OFF.