My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Occupation	Taking over the aquatic world
Location	Hull, EAST RIDING OF YORKSHIRE
Introduction	Eclectic Eel is C.E.O of the River which entails putting smaller and more stupid fish in their place. Her religion is Fishianity and her mission is to become Supreme Master of the Seven Seas. Her passion is literature. She speaks several languages: Eelish, Mermish, Pirate, Dolphin and Sarcasm (fluent).
Interests	Poetry, Short stories, reading and writing, playing Tetris, world domination and drinking like a fish.
Favorite movies	Frying Nemo, Jaws.
Favorite music	Metallica, Enya, Einaudi, Lady Gaga, Sonata Artica, The Imperial March, Muse and Nightwish.
Favorite books	Fight Club, Wuthering Heights, Tenant of Wildfell Hall, Frankenstein, Dracula, The picture of Dorian Gray, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, 1984 , A Clockwork Orange, Lord of the Flies and Wind in the Willows.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Eel wouldn't bother. She would just electrocute everyone. Saves a lot of bother.