My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Industry	Publishing
Occupation	Editor
Introduction	If noting the obvious is one of your hidden talents, you'd notice I'm tall.. so Midgets be on your guard (or heels)...also, I'm an aspiring satirist, I'm filled with sarcasm, which when combined with me not giving an ass's rat if you get offended, makes me the sweetest possible thing around. If there was something I hate more than Elmo, it'd be attention seeking whores, people who don't get sarcasm, and those pathetic specimens of humans who pretend to be someone else. Like Spiderman. The way to my heart would be through excessive amounts of pork and beer. Or you could use the conventional method of stabbing me with a knife. The way to getting me shrieking like a little school girl would be by dangling a... Nah uh. I ain't saying. Just so you know, I love centipedes.
Interests	Music, Books and also staring at the walls and countin how many boogers my bro's have stuck on it, sitting for hours on end and staring into the Sun
Favorite movies	JoyRide, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ocean's 11, Undercover Brother, Austin Powers, The Last Samurai, Constantine, Reservoir Dogs, Be Cool, Dukes of Hazard, Lucky Number Sleven, Fight Club, 4 Rooms, Zombieland, Inglorious Basterds, Fury
Favorite music	Classic Rock, Oldies, Led MothaFuckin Zeppelin, Trip Hop, Trap
Favorite books	Peter and Jane.. The "..for dummies " series, Barry Trotter, Kamasutra, Dean Koontz's Frankenstein Trilogy. FHM!!!