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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Technology
Occupation not on welfare, not so sure about the bum part
Location Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Introduction through years of research, i have manged to pick up the language most people have been studying unsuccesfully their whole lives - cat. many believe that they hold the secrets to the universe in their bizarre form of communication, but mostly they just talk about the same things that humans do - like the dump they just took, how tired they are or how much time they have to spend licking their own butts.
Interests comic books, toast, cereal, bill kurtis, true crime, kids in the hall, the Brak show
Favorite Movies Brain Candy, Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, Batman, Mars Attacks, CB4, Raising Arizona, History of the World Part:I, Crybaby
Favorite Music Primus, White Stripes, White Zombie, Helmet, Snoop Dogg, System of a Down, Violent Femmes, Beastie Boys, Slayer, House of Pain, Isaac Hayes, Barry White, Pantera
Favorite Books Jurassic Park, A Clockwork Orange, Valis, Farenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles, War of the Worlds, Stranger in a Strange Land, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?