Rebel Shell
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Hole in the Ground Inspector |
| Location | Not close enough to the ocean, United States |
| Introduction | I am short, angry, tired, wanton and snarky. And that's just Mondays. |
| Interests | Metaphors. They are the caffeine of life. |
| Favorite movies | The short ones. Mainstream movies are too long, too expensive and too ridiculous. |
| Favorite music | Oh, whatever. The tackier the better but no Bluegrass. |
| Favorite books | A bunch. I'm a proud skip-reader now. Books are in my past. I prefer snippets, blogs and excerpts. Hoo. Ray. |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
No, I believe that God put forks and spoons on this Earth. That Spoons have internal tines and God took a tine from the spoon and gave it to the Fork. Then, the fork used that tine to make other tines. She named each of her four tines: Macintosh, Rome, Jonathan and Stayman. Martha Stewart did not like the quality of Fork and Spoon and cast them from the silverware drawer.