Lan$e

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About me

Occupation Quidditch Player
Location Smithtown
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Introduction Sup yo. I'm Lance, and this is my blogosaurus rex. I'm probably the most irrationally rational person of all time, so the topics of my posts are just about as consistent as Shaq's free throw shooting. I invite you to join me on this journey of contrived humor and emotionally compelling thoughts. It may get bumpy at times, but I think that in the end, you'll enjoy the ride.
Interests Suburbs, eating
Favorite Music too many to name mannnn. duuudde music is my life mannnn
Favorite Books Catcher in the Rye Bread

How do you sleep?