Alpha Female

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Dog-in-charge
Location Seattle, Washington
Introduction Hey...I'm anonymous. That's all I can tell you.
Interests World Domination, a good long walk, Sonography
Favorite Movies Must Love Dogs, It's the Easter Beagle Charlie Brown, The Matrix
Favorite Books The Art of War, On The Origin of the Species, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Beagles

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

What the hell is a bard? Is it like a poodle?