Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Poisoner of young minds/physical chemist |
| Location | United States |
| Interests | Becoming the dictator of a small island country, oh, and Mrs. Dr. HoneyDouche. My turn ons include: unicorns, rainbows, daisies, playing the zither to Swedish death metal songs, sociopathic ranting on street corners, and curing porch beef. Turn offs: Stackhouse, bad footie, negative people, and raw porch beef. |
| Favorite Movies | The Princess Bride, Big, Office Space, Spinal Tap, Falling Down, ANY John Hughes movie, Full Metal Jacket, Idiocracy, The Usual Suspects, Glengarry Glenross, Reservoir Dogs, A Christmas Story, Heathers |
| Favorite Music | If you put on ANYTHING made after 1994 I'm out the door. REAL country music (Hank Williams, Waylon Jennings, etc) and old school rap (NWA) is just fine. New country + hip hop = shit! |
| Favorite Books | Just about anything by Vonnegut, Heller, Palahniuk, Tim O'Brien, Ira Levin, Irvine Welsh, David Foster Wallace. The weirder, the better. |
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?