|Industry||Communications or Media|
|Occupation||Aspiring Writer sounds better than "On Leave of Absence"|
|Location||London, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||Writer, blogger, fitness nerd. Sometimes-hilarious mediocre cook. Smartass-Canadian. Owner of aspirational sweatpants. (Please hire me to write for you?)|
|Interests||Writing, fitness, dancing, music, chocolate, snuggling, chocolate, chocolate|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Joanne, HOW DID YOU KNOW????