Rob Rob the Panda
My blogs
| Industry | Consulting |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Panda |
| Location | Philadelphia, PA, United States |
| Introduction | Among other things, I'm a Buddhist, Cultural Emissary, Freelance Journalist, Novelist, Long-Snapper, and strategic sports consultant. I'm also raising awareness about the need to be prepared for a zombie apocalypse. |
| Interests | Panda diplomacy, Chinese-US relations, ecology, protection of endangered species, mixology, Pittsburgh Steelers football, Pittburgh Penguins hockey |
| Favorite movies | Kung Fu Panda, The Big Lebowski, Enter the Dragon |
| Favorite music | Contrary to what you might expect, I do not really care for the band Panda Bear. I prefer Classic Rock and Blues. |
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
The turtle is naked if he believes his shell is a part of him and not his clothing. In that case, the turtle is always naked, but it is his by choice. Take a lesson from this: We must all strive to be so empowered as the turtle.

