Taco Wiz
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Taco |
| Location | Taco Land, Planet Taco |
| Introduction | MUST OBEY THE TACO MAN |
| Interests | Cartoon Network, Happy Tree Friends, Animaniacs, The Ren and Stimpy Show [not the Adult Party Cartoon version], Invader Zim, Go For Broke |
| Favorite Movies | Billy and Mandy's Big Boogey Adventure |
| Favorite Music | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Favorite Books | The Ralph Wiggum Book |
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?