Storyteller Ryan

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation Computer Techie
Location Worcester, MA, United States
Introduction "The only Thing worse than being talked about is being misquoted" -Oscar Wilde
Interests LARP, Indie Rock, Goth Scene, Wine, Bell bottoms, Jumping off walls, Solid-state Physics, Complexity, Oral Tradition, Passion, Dominance and Submission, Social Doctrine, Zen Buddhism, 24 Hour diners in Flint, Social Discordianism, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, Yoism
Favorite Movies Shoot Em Up, Fight Club, Romeo and Juliet, Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Clerks, Apocalypse Now, O Brother Where Art Thou, Good Will Hunting, A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, X-Men, Nightmare Before Christmas, Equilibrium, Pi, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, The Life of Brian, Blues Brothers, Momento, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Green Mile, Moulin Rouge, FLCL, Kill Bill, Spider Man, Quest for the Holy Grail, Indian Jones, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 7 Years in Tibet, Garden State, Layer Cake, I Heart Huckabees, Clerks 2, Serial Expirements: Lain, Amélie
Favorite Music http://www.last.fm/user/Ryan_of_Eris/ Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Aesop Rock, Sage Francis, Slug-Eyed, That1Guy, Neutral Milk Hotel, Modest Mouse, Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Rage Against the Machine, Dave Mathews Band, Gorillaz, Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Soul Coughing, Tool, Bjork, Artificial Joy Club, Talk Show, Tracy Bonham, Tenacious D, Zero 7, Propellerheads, The White Stripes, Handsome Boy Modeling School, A Perfect Circle, Fischerspooner, Le Tigre, Angelo Badalamenti, The Decemberists, Eyedea & Abilities, TV On The Radio, The White Elephants, Louis XIV, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson, No Doubt, Portishead, Portastatic, Radiohead, Beastie Boys, Beck, Simon & Garfunkel, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Three Dog Night, Wilco, Roni Size, Jedi Mind Tricks, The New Pornographers, Rufus Wainwright, The Shins, Kidneythieves, System Of A Down, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Cake, Rilo Kiley, The Soundtrack Of Our Lives, Zion I, Electric Six, The Sun, Rjd2, Iron & Wine, Pas/Cal, Goldfrapp, Ambulance LTD, The Polyphonic Spree, Franz Ferdinand, Apollo Sunshine, Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Counting Crows, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Doors, The Dismemberment Plan, Pilot Scott Tracy, East River Pipe, B.B. King, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, The Racounteurs, Regina Spektor, DANGERDOOM, MF Doom, DJ Danger Mouse
Favorite Books The Principia Discordia, The Consolation of Philosophy

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

all you need to be a bard is a story worth telling and the stupidity to do things worthy of new stories.