The Tao Of The Buddhist Mantis
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Whatever I want for the month |
| Location | SL,UT, NORTAH!, Antarctica |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | My cognition will shake hands with your cognition, then grab it by it's arm and continue to shake it up. The safety words are "I get it now" |
| Interests | Most people dump their puzzle that they got for christmas out on the table, spend an hour at it and put it away, I got that million piece puzzle back in 94 and I've been working on it every single damnd day. |
| Favorite movies | The Sandlot cuz it was filmed by my house. The Shawshank Redemption cuz we all sometimes find ourselves meaninglessly incarcerated from time to time. Good love stories, not cheese dick "megan fox" derp love. Anything funny and well thought out. |
| Favorite music | Oh boy.. I don't have time for this one. Every genre has great and horrible artists in it, I prefer the great ones. |
| Favorite books | Anything by Christopher Moore. All the books I had to read in my literature history class and humanities. My own book (in progress) |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
I'm going to sell it as energy drinks, so it will bring more love to the world. No one will notice as most energy drinks already tastes terrible.

