Proteinstar
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Gender | Male |
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Industry | Education |
Occupation | Science Teacher |
Location | Someplace Safe, United States |
Introduction | A quivering mass of neurons stored on a dusty shelf in a jar of cerebrospinal fluid. A single dying 9 volt battery with corroding contacts powers the filmy container. A lone led winks on and off, casting dim shadows against the storeroom walls. |
Interests | Boardgames, Videogames, Reading & Writing, Science, Theology, Cosmology, Progressive House |
Favorite Movies | The Empire Strikes Back, The Fellowship of the Ring |
Favorite Music | Radiohead, Orbital, Sasha, Boards of Canada, Air, Interpol, Laptop, The Smiths, The Cure, Fluke, Depeche Mode, Failure, Hum, Kent, Beck, Fountains of Wayne, The Walkmen, Handel |
Favorite Books | The Lord of the Rings, Dune, The Hobbit, Cat's Cradle, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, I, Claudius, Claudius the God |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When he's carbonized your lower torso and you're unable to coordinate the movement of your legs to flee.