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Gender Male
Industry Education
Occupation Science Teacher
Location Someplace Safe, United States
Introduction A quivering mass of neurons stored on a dusty shelf in a jar of cerebrospinal fluid. A single dying 9 volt battery with corroding contacts powers the filmy container. A lone led winks on and off, casting dim shadows against the storeroom walls.
Interests Boardgames, Videogames, Reading & Writing, Science, Theology, Cosmology, Progressive House
Favorite Movies The Empire Strikes Back, The Fellowship of the Ring
Favorite Music Radiohead, Orbital, Sasha, Boards of Canada, Air, Interpol, Laptop, The Smiths, The Cure, Fluke, Depeche Mode, Failure, Hum, Kent, Beck, Fountains of Wayne, The Walkmen, Handel
Favorite Books The Lord of the Rings, Dune, The Hobbit, Cat's Cradle, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, I, Claudius, Claudius the God

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When he's carbonized your lower torso and you're unable to coordinate the movement of your legs to flee.