Crimplene Queens
My blogs
| Occupation | Objects of Desire |
|---|---|
| Location | We live in Crimplene Heaven! |
| Introduction | We are Gladys & Olive.We are sloshed,staggering,slurring,disdainful,screeching,delightful,amusing,desired,admired,potty-mouthed,regal,sherry swilling,primped,laquered pussy lovers. |
| Interests | Crimplene and any other form of polyester,looking fabulous,caking on makeup,plucking hairs out of our chins(and each others),watching 70's sitcoms,chazza shopping,spraying a new hole in the ozone,dating Robin Tripp lookalikes,drinking to excess..... |
| Favorite movies | anything featuring crimplene and big-haired Goddesses to rival ourselves.... |
| Favorite music | Bazza Manilow,Nana Mouskouri |
| Favorite books | How to get Big Hair Naturally,Does the Collar match the Cuffs?,Cooking with Sherry,Crimplene and the Art of Fabulousness |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
We can fake anything,darl,just pass the hairspray.