Jarlsberg's Chosen

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Gender Male
Occupation Adventurer
Location Seaside Town, Loathing
Introduction I am an adventurer, trained in the arts of Pastamancy since birth. I am something of an entrepeneur in my hometown of Seaside Town, but I am nowhere near as good as some of the other people around. My main time-killer is adventuring, though, travelling around the Kingdom of Loathing, killing monsters, collecting meat and items I find. I especially like killing those damn dirt hippies! A LITTLE ABOUT THE KINGDOM Loathing is an island nation, somewhere in the western hemisphere, I'm not sure where. We are a kingdom, but we have no king, and matters of state are decided by the Council of Loathing. There is only one real city, but there are some small settlements south of The Border and on a neighbouring mysterious island (of mystery). There is not a very large population, and it fluctuates a bit, but it has generally been growing larger ever since Loathing gained its independence. On the whole, it's a very nice place to live, and I recommend you try living there for a while. (thanks to ImageShack for image hosting)
Interests Killing beasts, Going on Quests, Fighting, Adventuring
Favorite Movies Thunderball, Octopussy, Goldfinger, Dr. No
Favorite Music Ring of the Nibelung

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

Their manes grow inwards, and when the fur crushes the entire inside of their neck, they know they have grown up.