Mistress Julie
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Sales Bitch Extraordinaire/Nerd |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | All this couldn't be done without my wonderful sponsors: Victoria's Secret, Muscle Milk, The Local Grocery Store, Coffee and Vodka. |
| Interests | Henry Rollins said it best: "Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on." I've always loved Hank. |
| Favorite movies | The Falcon and the Snowman, Aria, Malena, Donnie Darko, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Cinema Paradiso, Clockwork Orange...crap. I'm all over the map here. |
| Favorite music | I love love love it all... minus shitty hip hop rap. |
| Favorite books | David Sedaris and Chuck Pahlaniuk flip my lid. Really any twisted fiction. (Nick Cave's "And the Ass Saw the Angel" WOW!). It makes me feel a little more normal. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
I remove the wooly jumper and wear only thigh high stockings with some four inch heels. Balls and boobs go hand in hand don't they?