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You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Confident that when I'm done playing with my food, and am actually thirsty, I will return my attention back to the milkshake. Any fool knows you can't drink an apple that way. Of course if the milkshake has any sense of self-preservation it might want to run for the nearest frozen spot and hide while I'm still distracted.