george
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | HOMEMAKER |
| Location | North East, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Introduction | when i grow up i want to be an alcoholic. |
| Interests | Reading the obituaries. gardening, and on occasion, making others miserable. (i'm trying to quit.) |
| Favorite movies | Meet the Parents, Ishtar, Big Fish, oh, yes, anchorman. |
| Favorite music | Zamfir and his magic flute, sometimes Bagpipe recordings. |
| Favorite books | No books. Just the back of the shampoo bottle. the occasional phone book or thesarus. |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
shoving it up his ass.