Grizzly G. Gus
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Lutz, FL |
| Introduction | I'm retired from the Navy and from the government and I'm bored out of my mind here in Florida with my Pitt Bull named Ginger. Since I've got so much time on my hands, I figured I'd start an advice service. So, if you want to email me with your problems then I will give you advice. Just don't expect anything really helpful or constructive because I'm just an old fart who don't know nothing. The way I see it, you have to learn how to laugh at your problems – I’m gonna show you, by laughing at your problems, okay? Also, I’ve started reading stuff trying to educate my brain so it don’t cramp up like my butt cheeks, when I sit too long. As I learn new stuff, I like to pass along my new- found wisdom to others so they won’t be ignorant. I like to joke around. If I really don’t like someone, I don’t waste my time and energy talking about them. Everyone is taking everything so seriously. You’ve got to lighten up and stop getting your panties in a bunch if I say something you don’t agree with. It’s just an opinion which is like a bellybutton. Everybody’s got one but they’re pretty much useless. |
| Interests | Drinking, Women, Drinking, Writing, Fishing, Hunting Women, Hiking, Watching movie |
| Favorite movies | Classic Dumb & Dumber, MST3000 |
| Favorite music | Country and Western, Oldies |
| Favorite books | Robinson 'n Crusoe, Sherlock Holmes, |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
I wouldn't I'd slip it to the lady bartender I've been trying to get to go out with me.