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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Education
Occupation High School Teacher
Location Mesa, Arizona, United States
Introduction I plan on being the supreme dictator of the country, if not the world. Therefore, you might want to stay on my good side. Just a hint: ABBA rules!
Interests Comic books, writing, soccer, raising my daughter, reading, history
Favorite Movies Citizen Kane (yes, I know it's what I should say, but it's really good), Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, The Fisher King, Apocalypse Now, Clerks
Favorite Music Marillion (and their ex-lead singer, Fish), ABBA, James, Prince (sometimes), Led Zeppelin, Steve Earle, Jane's Addiction, Living Colour, King's X, Knots and Crosses, Nine Inch Nails, Midnight Oil ... lots of stuff -- you get the idea!
Favorite Books White Noise (Don DeLillo), Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently books, Shakespeare: The Invention of the Human (Harold Bloom), anything by Orson Scott Card, House of Leaves (Mark Danielewski), Foucault's Pendulum (Umberto Eco), The French Lieutenant's Woman (John Fowles), Carter Beats the Devil (Glen David Gold), In the Spirit of Crazy Horse (Peter Matthiesen), Michael Slade horror novels, Neil Gaiman's fantasy novels, Jitterbug Perfume (Tom Robbins) ...

Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if in fact, an actual woodchuck could indeed chuck wood?