CalamityJane
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I am not going to pretend we are best friends. I’m not going to advertise a lifestyle that you will vicariously live through while you’re holed up in your cubicle breathing in recycled air. I am not going to fish for fucking compliments or pout for your sympathies. I will not be your gossip whore, your spoiler Jon or a satire pimp. In this world I am an island, and I honestly wouldn’t care if you cast away or find yourself stranded here. I’m not here to shock, I’m not here to brag. I’m not here to whore and I’m not here to rag. (Oh, angsty poetry! That’s SO original. Right?!) I’m here to spill my fucking guts on the floor and move on with my life. And though I do bare the threat of tripping on my own entrails on the way out, I’m willing to take that chance just so I can let go some of the shit that’s been plaguing me. So sit. Stay. Read. Grab a beer. Masturbate. I don’t care. Kisses, CalamityJane |
Is Wayne Brady about to choke a bitch?