Maynard Pennypacker
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Philanthropist |
| Location | Washington, D.C., United States |
| Introduction | Maynard Brigadoon Pennypacker was born to British landed gentry who preferred the warm breezes of the British Virgin Islands to the damp of the British Isles. After graduating Trinity College at Oxford, he began a whirlwind tour of the world during an archaeology fellowship. It was during this time that Pennypacker developed his worldly views, as well and multiple STD's. He became adept at jai alai and cartography, as well as a master of Asian Fusion cuisine. In the past twenty or so years he has developed a begrudging defeatist attitude towards D.C. sports teams (which he loves), strange for a British nobleman. He currently carries the title of Baron. |
| Interests | Global exploration, looking better than you |
| Favorite movies | Saved By the Bell (Wedding special) |
| Favorite music | GIJoe theme song |