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Interests Chemistry, bar trivia, cooking, eating, avoiding cleaning

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

I'm guessing it'll be because he's vaporized my compatriots and I'm being carried off to be turned into space-fuel.