Fist Tickle Brick
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Parts Unknown |
| Introduction | I am a self-loathing, miserable jackass. That pretty much sums it all up. |
| Interests | "Saved by the Bell" (including "The College Years" but not counting the "Good Morning, Miss Bliss" episodes), beer, "The Surreal Life", writing, fast cars, and fast women. |
| Favorite movies | Stripes, Kingpin, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, In the Name of the Father, Pulp Fiction, Usual Suspects, |
| Favorite music | Rancid, Third Eye Blind, Oasis, The Doors, Soundgarden, MC Hammer, Alice in Chains, Men at Work, Hanson, The Who, Van Halen when they still had Diamond Dave, The Go-Gos |
| Favorite books | The Dirt, There's a Wocket in My Pocket, This Monster Lives, Go Dog Go, |
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
What the hell kind of question is that? None of your damn business!!!