The Cypher Chronicles
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Drones |
| Location | Twenty Miles into East Central Dystopia, Souf Joisey, United States |
| Introduction | ...as told through the filtered mind of Star. Star & Cypher: the only members of an organized criminal task force known only to insiders as, Soul Sisters #9. Here is the story of these two conjoined twins, fused together at the spine so they can still double dutch. I gotchyer back, sister. |
| Interests | Double Dutching, debauchery & random bitchery, Eric Roberts, monkey, lemonade, Paul Muni, Oz, yogurt, Vel Detergent, Dr. Natura, the gtxpress, Sonic, feet, men with foot fetishes, The Office(US), The World Wide Web, Jim Gaffigan, southern men with redneck 'staches, pick up trucks with gun racks, falafels, Georgia, velveeta, beet farmers, Opus Dei |
| Favorite movies | Shawshank Redemption, Rocky, Scarface, Silent Fall, Bowfinger, Coal Miner's Daughter, The Searchers, Superstar, Kill Bill |
| Favorite music | George Michael, T-Pain, Outkast, Burt Bacharach, Ethel Merman, Loretta Lynn, Patsy Cline, L.L. Cool J |
| Favorite books | Harry Potter, Captain Underpants, Found |
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Shit!!!! We forgot our interglactic anti-gravity jump ropes!!!! DAMN IT!!!!